|12-15-2011, 07:52 PM||#1|
AKaholic #: 3544
Join Date: Feb 2005
You might be a terrorist.
If you don't show ID willingly when someone has no business looking at it, you might be a terrorist
If you pay with cash, you might be a terrorist.
If you got a haircut or shaved your beard, you might be a terrorist.
If you have missing fingers, you might be a terrorist.
If you make racist or extreme religious statements coupled with comments that are violent or condone violence, you might be a terrorist.
If you make comments that are "anti-US", you might be a terrorist.
If you make bulk purchases of MREs, "High Capacity Magazines", bi-pods, flashlights, gas masks, or night vision, you might be a terrorist.
If you have more than 7 days of food in your house, you might be a terrorist.
If you text privately in a public place, you might be a terrorist.
If you own precious metals, you might be a terrorist.
If you believe in conspiracy theories, you might be a terrorist.
If you own guns and ammunition, you might be a terrorist.
If you have a Ron Paul sticker on your car, you might be a terrorist.
|12-15-2011, 08:43 PM||#2|
Curio & Relic
AKaholic #: 157099
Join Date: Apr 2011
|12-15-2011, 08:52 PM||#3|
AKaholic #: 21456
Join Date: Nov 2008
These are indeed interesting times we live in! How will history remember these days? Will there even be history books? Aww shit, does this mean I'm a terrorist?
"To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither of which are Marine Corps policy!"
Last edited by 2336; 12-15-2011 at 10:16 PM.
|12-15-2011, 10:20 PM||#4|
Curio & Relic
AKaholic #: 10055
Join Date: Dec 2007
They got me with nine of them.
They can probably add some more:
If you think Congress should be stood against the wall and shot.
If you think Obama is really a Kenyan.
If you think Illegals should be rounded up and deported.
If you think American taxpayers shouldn't pay taxes to support Illegals in every way.
If you support the U.S. Constitution.
If you think politicians should have to support the U.S. Constitution with their actions and words.
|12-15-2011, 11:22 PM||#5|
AKaholic #: 155777
Join Date: Jan 2011
Dr. Paul and I have the exact same bumper sticker.
If we wish to be just judges of all things, let us first persuade ourselves of this; that there is not one of us without fault; no man is found who can acquit himself; and he who calls himself innocent does so with reference to a witness and not to his conscience. -Seneca
|12-15-2011, 11:58 PM||#6|
AKaholic #: 4163
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Standing in the gate.
It's definately going to slide back to the stone age.
We'll see how femenist can handle a 50/50 role.
Imagining a chain-gang of femminist ammo porters.
Jer 48:10 Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
|12-16-2011, 03:49 AM||#7|
Larger than life and twice as ugly
AKaholic #: 8956
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Waverly, TN
Guess Hoyt Axton is a "terrorist" too, then?
Isn't this kinda how the LAST civil war started, too?
Here richly, with ridiculous display,
The Politician's corpse was laid away.
While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged
I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.
"Epitaph on the Politician Himself"- Hilarie Belloc
In the end, those who felt the "need" to make better choices for the rest of us should be told that they have a choice between going to the gallows, or being fed chocolate cake. But WE get to "make the BETTER choice" for THEM for once.
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