You might be a terrorist.

ohmysac · 12-15-2011, 06:52 PM

If you don't show ID willingly when someone has no business looking at it, you might be a terrorist

If you pay with cash, you might be a terrorist.

If you got a haircut or shaved your beard, you might be a terrorist.

If you have missing fingers, you might be a terrorist.

If you make racist or extreme religious statements coupled with comments that are violent or condone violence, you might be a terrorist.

If you make comments that are "anti-US", you might be a terrorist.

If you make bulk purchases of MREs, "High Capacity Magazines", bi-pods, flashlights, gas masks, or night vision, you might be a terrorist.

If you have more than 7 days of food in your house, you might be a terrorist.

If you text privately in a public place, you might be a terrorist.

If you own precious metals, you might be a terrorist.

If you believe in conspiracy theories, you might be a terrorist.

If you own guns and ammunition, you might be a terrorist.

If you have a Ron Paul sticker on your car, you might be a terrorist.

http://oathkeepers.org/oath/wp-conte...rplusStore.pdf

http://www.prisonplanet.com/10-ridic...r-suspect.html

http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/...er-assertions/

Stoned_Oli · 12-15-2011, 07:43 PM

I'm in!

2336 · 12-15-2011, 07:52 PM

These are indeed interesting times we live in! How will history remember these days? Will there even be history books? Aww shit, does this mean I'm a terrorist?

Shadow Walker · 12-15-2011, 09:20 PM

They got me with nine of them.

They can probably add some more:

If you think Congress should be stood against the wall and shot.

If you think Obama is really a Kenyan.

If you think Illegals should be rounded up and deported.

If you think American taxpayers shouldn't pay taxes to support Illegals in every way.

If you support the U.S. Constitution.

If you think politicians should have to support the U.S. Constitution with their actions and words.

Tomfoolery · 12-15-2011, 10:22 PM

Dr. Paul and I have the exact same bumper sticker.

Geist762 · 12-15-2011, 10:58 PM

It's definately going to slide back to the stone age.

We'll see how femenist can handle a 50/50 role.
Imagining a chain-gang of femminist ammo porters.

Pvt.Joker · 12-16-2011, 02:49 AM

Guess Hoyt Axton is a "terrorist" too, then?

Isn't this kinda how the LAST civil war started, too?

12-15-2011, 06:52 PM	#1
ohmysac Senior Member AKaholic #: 3544 Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 853	You might be a terrorist. If you don't show ID willingly when someone has no business looking at it, you might be a terrorist If you pay with cash, you might be a terrorist. If you got a haircut or shaved your beard, you might be a terrorist. If you have missing fingers, you might be a terrorist. If you make racist or extreme religious statements coupled with comments that are violent or condone violence, you might be a terrorist. If you make comments that are "anti-US", you might be a terrorist. If you make bulk purchases of MREs, "High Capacity Magazines", bi-pods, flashlights, gas masks, or night vision, you might be a terrorist. If you have more than 7 days of food in your house, you might be a terrorist. If you text privately in a public place, you might be a terrorist. If you own precious metals, you might be a terrorist. If you believe in conspiracy theories, you might be a terrorist. If you own guns and ammunition, you might be a terrorist. If you have a Ron Paul sticker on your car, you might be a terrorist. http://oathkeepers.org/oath/wp-conte...rplusStore.pdf http://www.prisonplanet.com/10-ridic...r-suspect.html http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/...er-assertions/

12-15-2011, 07:43 PM	#2
Stoned_Oli Curio & Relic Contributor AKaholic #: 157099 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Missouri Posts: 2,836	I'm in! __________________ "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - George Washington

12-15-2011, 07:52 PM	#3
2336 Veteran Member Gold Contributor AKaholic #: 21456 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: GA Posts: 1,094	These are indeed interesting times we live in! How will history remember these days? Will there even be history books? Aww shit, does this mean I'm a terrorist? __________________ "To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither of which are Marine Corps policy!" Last edited by 2336; 12-15-2011 at 09:16 PM.

12-15-2011, 10:22 PM	#5
Tomfoolery III% AKaholic #: 155777 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Indiana Posts: 3,533	Dr. Paul and I have the exact same bumper sticker. __________________ If we wish to be just judges of all things, let us first persuade ourselves of this; that there is not one of us without fault; no man is found who can acquit himself; and he who calls himself innocent does so with reference to a witness and not to his conscience. -Seneca

12-15-2011, 10:58 PM	#6
Geist762 Psalms 149 AKaholic #: 4163 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Standing in the gate. Posts: 6,194	It's definately going to slide back to the stone age. We'll see how femenist can handle a 50/50 role. Imagining a chain-gang of femminist ammo porters. __________________ Geist762 Jer 48:10 Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.

12-15-2011, 09:20 PM	#4
Shadow Walker Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 10055 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: SC Posts: 2,300	They got me with nine of them. They can probably add some more: If you think Congress should be stood against the wall and shot. If you think Obama is really a Kenyan. If you think Illegals should be rounded up and deported. If you think American taxpayers shouldn't pay taxes to support Illegals in every way. If you support the U.S. Constitution. If you think politicians should have to support the U.S. Constitution with their actions and words.

12-16-2011, 02:49 AM	#7
Pvt.Joker Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 8956 Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,199	Guess Hoyt Axton is a "terrorist" too, then? Isn't this kinda how the LAST civil war started, too? __________________ Here richly, with ridiculous display, The Politician's corpse was laid away. While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged. "Epitaph on the Politician Himself"- Hilarie Belloc In the end, those who felt the "need" to make better choices for the rest of us should be told that they have a choice between going to the gallows, or being fed chocolate cake. But WE get to "make the BETTER choice" for THEM for once.

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