More feet wash ashore.

Etek · 09-05-2009, 12:00 PM

Feet Wash Ashore On Beach
Saturday, September 05, 2009
Robert Lang and WBAL-TV

Maryland State Police are investigating the discovery of a pair of severed feet that washed up on a beach in Pasadena.

Authorities are searching the Magothy River near the 400 block of Riverside Drive, according to authorities.

Anne Arundel County Police and Maryland Department of Natural Resources Police are assisting in the investigation.

The Anne Arundel County Fire Department is using sonar on the river to search for other body parts.

The first foot washed ashore around 7:30 this morning. The second foot was discovered later.

From WBAL.com

ENGLISH MIKE · 09-05-2009, 12:35 PM

Something's afoot.

bart · 09-05-2009, 01:38 PM

seems like theres been many reports of severed feet washing ashore on the north east coast for years.WTF?

Etek · 09-05-2009, 01:39 PM

http://www.akfiles.com/forums/showth...ghlight=ashore

CPO TED was in rare form the LAST time feet washed asore.

fullautotogo · 09-05-2009, 01:48 PM

The Chief is a freakin riot!

**IanMor** · 09-05-2009, 02:12 PM

weird shit....

6526 · 09-05-2009, 04:11 PM

this mystery must be solved!!!!!!

for the sake of the children

Trotsky39 · 09-05-2009, 08:07 PM

Diabetes is a bitch......

mac3914 · 09-05-2009, 09:16 PM

wondered why the huge jumping schools of stripers were so prevalent these past few weeks.

mystery answered

Bingo · 09-05-2009, 10:12 PM

There were reports of this happening in the Pacific NW last year. Some 6 or more feet washing ashore.

tdbrown1969 · 09-05-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bingo

There were reports of this happening in the Pacific NW last year. Some 6 or more feet washing ashore.

Do they have a pair yet?How many feet off shore were they?

6526 · 09-05-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tdbrown1969

Do they have a pair yet?How many feet off shore were they?

don't you meen "how many feet on shore were they?"

tdbrown1969 · 09-05-2009, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6526

don't you meen "how many feet on shore were they?"

Well actually how many feet on shore and how many feet off shore and after adding up the total feet were there any pairs?

Etek · 09-05-2009, 10:43 PM

William Speedy saw all the police activity in his neighborhood. At first, he didn't think anything of it.

"And then I was on my dock, and I looked down and it looked like a piece of meat," said Speedy. "So I walked up to the police and reported what I saw, and they walked down to my driveway, back to my dock. And it turned out that it was a severed foot, and the toes had been cut off and you could see it had been cut off somewhere around the ankle."

The foot had apparently been in the water long enough for crabs to be eating at it.

Police can only say the body parts appear to be from an adult; although, they don't know what age, race or gender.

The parts will be taken to a lab for analysis. They say the search for more body parts will continue throughout the night.

A police statement cautioned that when bear carcasses are prepared by hunters, discarded remains can appear humanlike.

Ahem,
A Bear.
We'll see.
We DID have ONE Bear here maybe last year. Then 'Magically' it crossed the Chesapeake Bay, crossed the bay AGAIN was captured and sent hundreds of miles away but now it's human feet in suburban Baltimore.

Our DNR cops are idiots. When we find a body in the water the DNR is all over it. When it's found to be an animal they say "It's not our problem., you found it."
When it's human they want credit even if they didn't find it then sluff off the investigation to somebody else. Many DNR cops are guys that were kicked out of other departments for brutality. For what I'd pull a boat over and say "Slow down please and here's a 'Coastie Bear' toy for the kid they write $2000.00 citations for lifejackets that are "Too old", (After they beat on them until they break).
They ask me to hold or chase people for piddling County or State violations and I say "sure". Soon as the DNR are out of sight I leave. The DNR A-holes approach a small boat at anchor, tell them to pull the anchor up then say, "Now that you are underway I'm citing you for blah, blah blah." They pull this shit all the time with crabbers. "Drop the line so I can talk to you, we're drifting apart." The second the guy drops the line he's cited for something because now he's 'underway'.
Perfect asshole idiots.

tdbrown1969 · 09-05-2009, 11:08 PM

So the foot has a case of the crabs?Can the crabs be checked for DNA?I bet if they find the rest of the crabs they will find the body.Does a bear shit in the bay?

Etek · 09-05-2009, 11:44 PM

Td,
Bears are usually 'Crabby'.

tdbrown1969 · 09-06-2009, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etek

Td,
Bears are usually 'Crabby'.

Well there you have it... a bear with crabs swimming in the bay is nothing to mess with or it might just rip your foot off and throw it a few feet on shore

ENGLISH MIKE · 09-06-2009, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etek

And it turned out that it was a severed foot, and the toes had been cut off and you could see it had been cut off somewhere around the ankle."

I put it down to a vicious undertoe.

ColonelKorn · 09-06-2009, 08:18 AM

Might be one of them self-mutilation cults out there. mmhmm.

festus · 09-06-2009, 09:05 AM

Midnight Madness at the mosque?
Sharia Law being enforced in Maryland?
Should have some hands showing up eventually.

CPO TED · 09-06-2009, 09:49 AM

MORE?!?!?!

Come on Watson, the game is a FOOT.

T

Bingo · 09-06-2009, 10:34 AM

Probably Albanians..... Remember the scenes from "The Shield" when Vic and his guys robbed them.

Bingo · 09-06-2009, 10:43 AM

In British Columbia, Canada was where they found 5-6 feet in shoes that washed ashore.

MAP:
http://www.cbc.ca/bc/features/found-feet/

Article:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=91724571

RabidJack · 09-06-2009, 11:32 AM

a severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

festus · 09-06-2009, 02:30 PM

while driving down a road in rural Pennsylvania one summer long ago I spied something peculiar lying in the road, so I naturally stopped, got out, and examined it.
It was a severed hand of an ape!
I looked at it intently, but did not dare to touch it as the story of the curse of the monkeys paw immediately came to mind.

Utga Schleigle · 09-06-2009, 03:04 PM

If the shoes were dress shoes. Some one "forgot" to pay their Bookie.

Do not gamble more than you can afford to loose. You may loose a body part and walk funney. All-though normally "THEY" beat you up and smash a neecapp. Could through your mother down a stair case, just to let you know it is not just you they can collect from.

I think maybe some BODY is sleeping with the fishies.

ENGLISH MIKE · 09-06-2009, 04:43 PM

When we eat chicken legs, we leave the feet.

I wonder if bigfoot feels the same way with HIS snacks..........

Black_Wolf · 09-06-2009, 06:25 PM

Satanists

ENGLISH MIKE · 09-06-2009, 07:42 PM

Washed up feet are legends.

bart · 09-06-2009, 07:45 PM

one of our cats took off running after another and stepped in a steel grate at a full run.it about ripped her paw off.maybe theres a cult cruise ship and they have a grate on deck and its a mean trick they play on the new cult members.(Fuzzy the cat healed up pretty good although she still limps a bit).

tdbrown1969 · 09-06-2009, 07:46 PM

Man it should not be that hard to find the owners of these feet,after all they are probally out there somewhere hopping in circles trying to find their way home

ENGLISH MIKE · 09-06-2009, 10:15 PM

Maybe they're victims of the ass kicking party.

allesennogwat · 09-07-2009, 05:14 PM

They're saying the feet in Maryland aren't human. They think they might be bigfoot or bear.

yavlar · 09-07-2009, 05:22 PM

If three severed feet came ashore at the same time would they still be feet or one yard? X files stuff here.

ENGLISH MIKE · 09-07-2009, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allesennogwat

They're saying the feet in Maryland aren't human. They think they might be bigfoot or bear.

Wearing sneakers?

Someone is playing silly buggers to amuse themselves & Mr Plod will have a sense of humour failure when he catches them.

09-05-2009, 12:00 PM	#1
Etek Curio & Relic Contributor AKaholic #: 2223 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Classified Posts: 4,863	More feet wash ashore. Feet Wash Ashore On Beach Saturday, September 05, 2009 Robert Lang and WBAL-TV Maryland State Police are investigating the discovery of a pair of severed feet that washed up on a beach in Pasadena. Authorities are searching the Magothy River near the 400 block of Riverside Drive, according to authorities. Anne Arundel County Police and Maryland Department of Natural Resources Police are assisting in the investigation. The Anne Arundel County Fire Department is using sonar on the river to search for other body parts. The first foot washed ashore around 7:30 this morning. The second foot was discovered later. From WBAL.com __________________ "Far better it is to dare mighty things, than to rank with those poor spirits who knows neither victory nor defeat." Teddy Roosevelt "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system but too early to shoot the bastards. " -C. Wolfe

09-05-2009, 01:39 PM	#4
Etek Curio & Relic Contributor AKaholic #: 2223 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Classified Posts: 4,863	http://www.akfiles.com/forums/showth...ghlight=ashore CPO TED was in rare form the LAST time feet washed asore. __________________ "Far better it is to dare mighty things, than to rank with those poor spirits who knows neither victory nor defeat." Teddy Roosevelt "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system but too early to shoot the bastards. " -C. Wolfe

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ENGLISH MIKE Banned AKaholic #: 98 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: East of Maine by a few miles... Posts: 3,510	Something's afoot.

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bart Veteran Member AKaholic #: 5014 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: himalayas Posts: 1,131	seems like theres been many reports of severed feet washing ashore on the north east coast for years.WTF?

09-05-2009, 04:11 PM	#7
6526 Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 3433 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: southwest WI Posts: 4,955	this mystery must be solved!!!!!! for the sake of the children

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mac3914 Banned AKaholic #: 13196 Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 409	wondered why the huge jumping schools of stripers were so prevalent these past few weeks. mystery answered

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Bingo "Who Dares Wins" AKaholic #: 7308 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: One Floor above Hell..... Posts: 3,621	There were reports of this happening in the Pacific NW last year. Some 6 or more feet washing ashore.

09-05-2009, 10:43 PM	#14
Etek Curio & Relic Contributor AKaholic #: 2223 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Classified Posts: 4,863	Bare Bear? Foot William Speedy saw all the police activity in his neighborhood. At first, he didn't think anything of it. "And then I was on my dock, and I looked down and it looked like a piece of meat," said Speedy. "So I walked up to the police and reported what I saw, and they walked down to my driveway, back to my dock. And it turned out that it was a severed foot, and the toes had been cut off and you could see it had been cut off somewhere around the ankle." The foot had apparently been in the water long enough for crabs to be eating at it. Police can only say the body parts appear to be from an adult; although, they don't know what age, race or gender. The parts will be taken to a lab for analysis. They say the search for more body parts will continue throughout the night. A police statement cautioned that when bear carcasses are prepared by hunters, discarded remains can appear humanlike. Ahem, A Bear. We'll see. We DID have ONE Bear here maybe last year. Then 'Magically' it crossed the Chesapeake Bay, crossed the bay AGAIN was captured and sent hundreds of miles away but now it's human feet in suburban Baltimore. Our DNR cops are idiots. When we find a body in the water the DNR is all over it. When it's found to be an animal they say "It's not our problem., you found it." When it's human they want credit even if they didn't find it then sluff off the investigation to somebody else. Many DNR cops are guys that were kicked out of other departments for brutality. For what I'd pull a boat over and say "Slow down please and here's a 'Coastie Bear' toy for the kid they write $2000.00 citations for lifejackets that are "Too old", (After they beat on them until they break). They ask me to hold or chase people for piddling County or State violations and I say "sure". Soon as the DNR are out of sight I leave. The DNR A-holes approach a small boat at anchor, tell them to pull the anchor up then say, "Now that you are underway I'm citing you for blah, blah blah." They pull this shit all the time with crabbers. "Drop the line so I can talk to you, we're drifting apart." The second the guy drops the line he's cited for something because now he's 'underway'. Perfect asshole idiots. __________________ "Far better it is to dare mighty things, than to rank with those poor spirits who knows neither victory nor defeat." Teddy Roosevelt "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system but too early to shoot the bastards. " -C. Wolfe

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tdbrown1969 Curio & Relic Bronze Contributor AKaholic #: 8064 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Small Town,Michigan Posts: 4,590	So the foot has a case of the crabs?Can the crabs be checked for DNA?I bet if they find the rest of the crabs they will find the body.Does a bear shit in the bay? __________________ PIF-9 PIF's sent out.10 PIF taken in Slummin' again

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Etek Curio & Relic Contributor AKaholic #: 2223 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Classified Posts: 4,863	Td, Bears are usually 'Crabby'. __________________ "Far better it is to dare mighty things, than to rank with those poor spirits who knows neither victory nor defeat." Teddy Roosevelt "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system but too early to shoot the bastards. " -C. Wolfe

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festus Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 4996 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampstead NC, C.S.A. Posts: 3,289	Midnight Madness at the mosque? Sharia Law being enforced in Maryland? Should have some hands showing up eventually.

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CPO TED Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 6044 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 6,636	MORE?!?!?! Come on Watson, the game is a FOOT. T __________________ You want to “TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL”???? http://www.resistnet.com/ http://www.the912project.com/ http://www.freedomworks.org/ There’s three ideas … join one. Stand UP … SHOW UP!!!

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Bingo "Who Dares Wins" AKaholic #: 7308 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: One Floor above Hell..... Posts: 3,621	Probably Albanians..... Remember the scenes from "The Shield" when Vic and his guys robbed them.

09-06-2009, 10:43 AM	#23
Bingo "Who Dares Wins" AKaholic #: 7308 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: One Floor above Hell..... Posts: 3,621	In British Columbia, Canada was where they found 5-6 feet in shoes that washed ashore. MAP: http://www.cbc.ca/bc/features/found-feet/ Article: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=91724571 Last edited by Bingo; 09-06-2009 at 10:56 AM.

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festus Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 4996 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampstead NC, C.S.A. Posts: 3,289	while driving down a road in rural Pennsylvania one summer long ago I spied something peculiar lying in the road, so I naturally stopped, got out, and examined it. It was a severed hand of an ape! I looked at it intently, but did not dare to touch it as the story of the curse of the monkeys paw immediately came to mind.

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ENGLISH MIKE Banned AKaholic #: 98 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: East of Maine by a few miles... Posts: 3,510	When we eat chicken legs, we leave the feet. I wonder if bigfoot feels the same way with HIS snacks..........

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ENGLISH MIKE Banned AKaholic #: 98 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: East of Maine by a few miles... Posts: 3,510	Washed up feet are legends.

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bart Veteran Member AKaholic #: 5014 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: himalayas Posts: 1,131	one of our cats took off running after another and stepped in a steel grate at a full run.it about ripped her paw off.maybe theres a cult cruise ship and they have a grate on deck and its a mean trick they play on the new cult members.(Fuzzy the cat healed up pretty good although she still limps a bit).

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tdbrown1969 Curio & Relic Bronze Contributor AKaholic #: 8064 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Small Town,Michigan Posts: 4,590	Man it should not be that hard to find the owners of these feet,after all they are probally out there somewhere hopping in circles trying to find their way home __________________ PIF-9 PIF's sent out.10 PIF taken in Slummin' again

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ENGLISH MIKE Banned AKaholic #: 98 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: East of Maine by a few miles... Posts: 3,510	Maybe they're victims of the ass kicking party.

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