Try and Guess who I am

mmckown · 08-13-2009, 09:45 PM

"Try and Guess Who I am...

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name. My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them..

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's. Then with help from behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40's. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks and corporations. I decided to sta rt making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, and ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known and I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

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I am ADOLF HITLER
WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?
Scary isn't it? "

I was sent this by a life long member of the NEA and a long time Democrat.

Tell me the people aren't waking up...

Black_Wolf · 08-13-2009, 09:48 PM

Bammys mom is dead?

Noticed you never hear about her.

Good Riddance, Whore.

Glad yer dead.

panzertruppe · 08-13-2009, 09:53 PM

Yeah BW,

I don't condone or believe in abortion as a REAL solution, but I always say there's usually some reason to keep it... Obotomy is one of them...

panzertruppe

Black_Wolf · 08-13-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by panzertruppe

Yeah BW,

I don't condone or believe in abortion as a REAL solution, but I always say there's usually some reason to keep it... Obotomy is one of them...

panzertruppe

Yes.

She should have spread her legs (again) and had that little baby shine ripped from her womb and made into an Omelette.

Souless athiest whore.

mac3914 · 08-13-2009, 10:47 PM

never drink water, umkay?

mac3914 · 08-13-2009, 10:49 PM

wher's the grandad? huh?
mima died on the campaing trail
ain nobody kin stand up cept the telepropmpter

partymember · 08-13-2009, 10:51 PM

Hitler was dirt poor. Not lying or trying to "experience" life as a poor person, he was dirt poor.

Hitler served in the military as a Trench Runner, one of the more dangerous positions, and was mustard gassed.

Hitler wrote Mein Kampf from his prison cell after being jailed for trying to overthrow a corrupt and inneficient regime.

iirc (correct me if i'm wrong here, folks...) Obama never served and never put his money where his mouth is...

and finally... Hitler fought AGAINST Communism.

bluak47 · 08-13-2009, 11:59 PM

yeah, and he wasn't 'half-white', either, panzer.

semi-intended-racist-tone aside, and a poor comparision to boot, those times were very different, more like 2000, not 2008.

obama is an agent, made up, planned and sold to a vastly stupider population than existed anywhere in the 1930's. most folks had real lives, and duties, back then, even the aspiring politicians. nowadays, well ...

6526 · 08-14-2009, 02:03 AM

I was sent this by a life long member of the NEA and a long time Democrat.

Tell me the people aren't waking up...[/QUOTE]

when NEA members start waking up, you know the shit is deep

mmckown · 08-14-2009, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6526

I was sent this by a life long member of the NEA and a long time Democrat.

Tell me the people aren't waking up...

when NEA members start waking up, you know the shit is deep

I had to go back and bold and red the important part of my post, and someone finally caught it. I don't care if ANY of the comparisons are valid or not. The point is that even hard corp Dims are getting upset with this guys plans for America.

drjarhead · 08-14-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by mmckown

I had to go back and bold and red the important part of my post, and someone finally caught it. I don't care if ANY of the comparisons are valid or not. The point is that even hard corp Dims are getting upset with this guys plans for America.

Plenty of conservatives became rapidly fed up with the Shrubbies also.

The blind backing of political parties must end.

Same goes for entitlements which are directly responsible for the ongoing destruction of this nation.

While I am not a complete fan of term limits, it is apparent that the morons in society will continue to vote for incumbents based solely on name recognition rather than calling these career pols to task. Thusly, the only way to put an end to it, and the corruption that inevitably ensues, is to institute term limits.

These pols should be working for us, not for themselves and special interest groups that package funding from their members.

mmckown · 08-14-2009, 01:07 PM

Doc

I think the major difference is that people were primarily upset with Bush's foreign policy while their issue with Obama is his domestic agenda.

TACTIUS · 08-14-2009, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Black_Wolf

Bammys mom is dead?

Noticed you never hear about her.

Good Riddance, Whore.

Glad yer dead.

Thats an aweful thing to say!

she should have died long before she reproduced in a fiery car wreck with other pro-marxists

drjarhead · 08-14-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mmckown

Doc

I think the major difference is that people were primarily upset with Bush's foreign policy while their issue with Obama is his domestic agenda.

One example:

Medicare Rx Drug Plan

--just more socialism and a pathetic attempt at buying votes which was destined for failure

Another was his attempt to grant amnesty to illegals--whatever you call it, or how you want to frame it, that was the bottom line.

Complete and total lack of fiscal responsibility not to mention policies that resulted in the minidepression we are currently enjoying...

As for the foreign policy--not so bad overall but they bungled the ME War after the initial invasion. It took them several years to pull their head out of their backsides and get it together.

The 9/11 attack--yeah, that was a smooth piece of work.

I understand Shrub wasn't the only one to blame for some of this but he cannot escape a substantial portion.

Black_Wolf · 08-14-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TACTIUS

Thats an aweful thing to say!

she should have died long before she reproduced in a fiery car wreck with other pro-marxists

I an asshole, what can I say?

Yep, agreed.

Black snake throating slut.

08-13-2009, 09:45 PM	#1
mmckown Curio & Relic Bronze Contributor AKaholic #: 8219 Join Date: May 2007 Location: dead, buried Posts: 2,009	Try and Guess who I am "Try and Guess Who I am... I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer. Later in life, questions arose over my real name. My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate. I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny. I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.. That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career. I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child. I became active in local politics in my 30's. Then with help from behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40's. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit. I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks. I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego. At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country. But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed and housed for free. I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks and corporations. I decided to sta rt making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight. I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support. I knew that if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world. So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, and ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known and I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader. I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with. I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth. Who am I? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I am ADOLF HITLER WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF? Scary isn't it? " I was sent this by a life long member of the NEA and a long time Democrat. Tell me the people aren't waking up... Last edited by mmckown; 08-13-2009 at 10:10 PM.

08-13-2009, 09:48 PM	#2
Black_Wolf Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 8402 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: War Zone Posts: 4,629	Bammys mom is dead? Noticed you never hear about her. Good Riddance, Whore. Glad yer dead. __________________ I had a dream.... It was that the Confederacy won the war!

08-13-2009, 10:51 PM	#7
partymember Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 5600 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ass Posts: 9,180	Hitler was dirt poor. Not lying or trying to "experience" life as a poor person, he was dirt poor. Hitler served in the military as a Trench Runner, one of the more dangerous positions, and was mustard gassed. Hitler wrote Mein Kampf from his prison cell after being jailed for trying to overthrow a corrupt and inneficient regime. iirc (correct me if i'm wrong here, folks...) Obama never served and never put his money where his mouth is... and finally... Hitler fought AGAINST Communism. __________________ Vinland Uber Alles

08-13-2009, 11:59 PM	#8
bluak47 Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 10422 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5,267	yeah, and he wasn't 'half-white', either, panzer. semi-intended-racist-tone aside, and a poor comparision to boot, those times were very different, more like 2000, not 2008. obama is an agent, made up, planned and sold to a vastly stupider population than existed anywhere in the 1930's. most folks had real lives, and duties, back then, even the aspiring politicians. nowadays, well ... __________________ there are things known and there are things unknown and in the middle are the doors of perception

08-13-2009, 09:53 PM	#3
panzertruppe Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 3934 Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6,668	Yeah BW, I don't condone or believe in abortion as a REAL solution, but I always say there's usually some reason to keep it... Obotomy is one of them... panzertruppe

08-13-2009, 10:47 PM	#5
mac3914 Banned AKaholic #: 13196 Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 409	never drink water, umkay?

08-13-2009, 10:49 PM	#6
mac3914 Banned AKaholic #: 13196 Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 409	wher's the grandad? huh? mima died on the campaing trail ain nobody kin stand up cept the telepropmpter

08-14-2009, 02:03 AM	#9
6526 Curio & Relic AKaholic #: 3433 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: southwest WI Posts: 4,869	I was sent this by a life long member of the NEA and a long time Democrat. Tell me the people aren't waking up...[/QUOTE] when NEA members start waking up, you know the shit is deep

08-14-2009, 01:07 PM	#12
mmckown Curio & Relic Bronze Contributor AKaholic #: 8219 Join Date: May 2007 Location: dead, buried Posts: 2,009	Doc I think the major difference is that people were primarily upset with Bush's foreign policy while their issue with Obama is his domestic agenda.

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