03-29-2007, 11:58 PM
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taxes
just making sure you guys remembered to pay your taxes because 18 million illegal aliens depend on it.
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03-30-2007, 12:20 AM
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They've been getting enough out of me I am very sad to say. I've paid 600K in taxes over the past 10 years. I sure could have used that money.
And it still ain't enough for the bastards. ETA: Oh yeah, that doesn't include sales taxes, excise taxes, real estate taxes, etc. Just payroll taxes. Thought I should point that out. Rather nauseating.
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03-30-2007, 02:21 AM
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03-30-2007, 02:32 AM
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
I just wish I could keep at least half.
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03-30-2007, 02:40 AM
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Bloody hell Doc, you must be coining it in!
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03-30-2007, 08:47 AM
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Curio & Relic
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I've just learned that I have to pay a tax on the sale of my home in NJ and chose no longer to be a resident of that great state.
It'll run about $2,500... I guess New Jersey does this 'cause they figured out--- if I run away, they ain't gonna get any MO' money outta me. They collect it at closing...the sale cannot procede unless its paid. There ain't no way I can avoid it or put it off. I think of it as either a ransom...or bail! Either way its money well spent.... CPO T |
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03-30-2007, 08:59 AM
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Curio & Relic
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Speaking of taxes....
Any idea how that guy doing with his tax protest...I don't know his name...he's the fella up in New Hampster or Vermontt...or some where up there.... He looked like he was dug in pretty good, lots of ammo, food, beer, and dirty videos... He was putting out messages like "Taxes are ILLEGAL", and "Come and get me" and "They ain't gonna take me ALIVE" and such like. He kinda fell off the radar...I haven't heard nothing about him in a while. Did the Storm Troopers finally pump his house fulla CS and haul him off to jail? Taxes ARE illegal and they suck...but iffen you can't get the masses to rise up and FIGHT 'em with you...you are going down! Like John Brown found out over in Harpers Ferry...the Negros didn't show up....and the Feds HUNG him. Now his body lies amolderin' in the grave.... ....or so the song tells me PAY YER TAXES SLAVES CPO T |
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04-01-2007, 08:01 AM
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Isn't it ironic how super-patriotic Joizee-ites are, when they live in slavery?
I have to laugh when I hear Bruce Shitstain and the Pee Street Band do "Born in the U.S.A. and wave them flags. Gimme George Washington any day..he was a real American
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04-01-2007, 08:15 AM
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As for George Washington, he'd be looking to kick some serious ass if he were around today and he'd probably start in Jersey.
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04-01-2007, 08:44 AM
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I heard that some pissed off dudes in Arazona capped a few last week
 Only way 2 stop teh taco invasion 
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04-01-2007, 09:02 AM
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I would be if it weren't for Uncle Sam giving me the big green weenie with every paycheck. What people frequently overlook is how much your tax rate goes up as your income does. I pay a pretty hefty percentage to the .gov. I will freely admit though that Shrub has put a lot more money in my pocket--his tax cuts saved me well over 10K easy, probably much more. I always laugh at people who start telling me about how the "rich"(everyone making more than they) write off everything and pay no taxes. It is clear that: 1] they've never done their own taxes--I do every year. The accountants I've used twice in 30 years were dismal disappointments--they both made significant mistakes and it resulted one year in my having to file an amended return. Real PITA. I can crank out the federal return in no time anymore. State's form is a PITA. 2] They've never made much money or they'd know there are far LESS write offs when your income goes up. I got an 8K return this year though. May need to adjust my witholding a little. I did the same as always but have a new employer so maybe that figures into it: 0 deductions for both myself and my wife.
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04-01-2007, 09:11 AM
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SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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New Jersey don't matter to me no more... I just got a contract on the New Joizee house and I'm in attorney review....60 days and Ill see the back of the "Welcome to New Jersey" sign for the last f**kin' time. I'M OUTTA THERE It occured to me last night that I am...PRAISE GOD...a SHORT-TIMER!!!!! I'm a Double Digit Freakin' Midget. In 60 days the whole dam Peoples Republik of New Jerkey...will have to make an APPOINTMENT....to KISS my wrinkled up ol' hairy Georgia Butt. I gotta get busy...I gotta get me a Short Timers Calander, A Short Timers Stick and a Short Timers Anchor Chain. ....and I'm gonna be one of them obnoxious short timers....whenever my name is called for roll...I'm answering "SHORT"...I got more leftover Short Timer One Liners than I got gray hair...and God knows I got a couple of them... You(se) guyz are in for trouble now. CPO T ...almost 57 years I've been trying to tell them JERKS...and they just wouldn't listen...I AM OUTTA THERE!!!!!!!!!!! |
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04-01-2007, 09:31 AM
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Curio & Relic
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i paid my mom to do mine
 already got them back. nowhere near 8 grand
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04-01-2007, 10:17 AM
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You should be glad to provide to the strength of the State. One day you might. In reality, it is better to structure your taxes so that you don't. I am going to have to make some adjustments but I started a new job in May of last year so I will see how this years goes though my early projections are for a tax return next year of approx the same amount.
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04-01-2007, 09:10 PM
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Paint...
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04-01-2007, 09:19 PM
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Curio & Relic
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one digit migit?
CPO Ted.are you gonna stop posting entirely when u reach 1 digit status,so you don't get hurt by any of the BS flyin around this site?
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04-01-2007, 09:27 PM
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