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Old 03-13-2018, 10:33 AM   #1
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Default Who killed Han Solo?

This is the question that haunts me. For years and years and I've been trying to figure it all out. I know he had a run in with Fratelli's back in 85, and I know Mama Fratelli can be a real bitch. I'm just not convinced they did it. Just because you bust someone out of jail, or squat in old closed up restaurant, doesn't mean you're a killer. I mean c'mon they liked Swenson's Ice Cream.

Some say Luke did it because Han was boning his sister. I mean if Luke killed Han then Chewbacca definitely would have ripped his arms out from their sockets you know what Im saying?

My whole life I've just really been confused of this. I have trouble sleeping, my bowel movements can be tricky, its just not good by any account.

We know who killed JFK so why not Han?

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Old 03-13-2018, 10:50 AM   #2
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Old 03-13-2018, 11:04 AM   #3
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Old 03-13-2018, 11:18 AM   #4
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The Clintons.
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Old 03-13-2018, 11:39 AM   #5
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The Clintons.
Look, it couldn't have been the Clintons.

I came up with the theory of a time traveling assassin but... I think I was wrong with in idea too.

We're a long way from Treasure Island man, long way.
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Old 03-13-2018, 11:40 AM   #6
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“像你这样的好男孩,怎么会来这种地方?”
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:17 PM   #8
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:25 PM   #9
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Ewoks, jealous of his relationship with Leia, and of his superior height.
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The Russians did it.
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:30 PM   #11
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If that were the case it would have been ruled a suicide.
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Ewoks, jealous of his relationship with Leia, and of his superior height.
Interesting, they didn't care when she greased C3PO's gear shaft, but as soon as another human started to diddle in her middle they became very angry and revengeful. That's good scenario man.

But maybe it was Jabba the Hut's niece Pelosi the Hut spiteful for the death of her uncle?

All must accounted for my friend.
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Lando. He wanted the millennium falcon back.
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:40 PM   #14
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If that were the case it would have been ruled a suicide.
We stay focused on ill intention but it could have been suicide. All we know is that he's dead. We don't know much about the act except that Han and the Millennium Falcon went up and poof... no more.
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Napoleon Solo did it. Han had stolen his last name..
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Napoleon Dynamite is next...

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The Russians did it.
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James Tiberius Kirk does NOT have an alibi.



Kermit, however, has a rock solid alibi.

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Old 03-13-2018, 04:16 PM   #19
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James Tiberius Kirk does NOT have an alibi.



Kermit, however, has a rock solid alibi.

LMAO YEEEESSSS!!!!
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Col Mustard did it with the lead pipe,

In the parlor.

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Leia. Women are always going to be the death of men in one way or another. Women are the devil
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Napoleon Dynamite is next...

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I though Jarjar talked him to death. hmm, I guess I failed the test.
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Old 03-14-2018, 04:25 AM   #26
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Greedo is from a notorius galatic crime family.
Greedo, ever the impulsive son of the bunch, couldn't control
his temper and lust for money and power. Always hanging
around sleazy bars and back alleys, the family feared this would happen
one day.
Now, Greedo's young brother Alfreedo, has come to
avenge his brother's murder and cement his place within
the family and take over where his brother had failed!
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a hit and run bantha driver killed han solo.
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ok,

Hmmmm...?... Ms Scarlet with the wrench in the library...?

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