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Old 12-06-2017, 11:52 PM   #1
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Old 12-07-2017, 12:03 AM   #3
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Old 12-07-2017, 12:30 AM   #4
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:02 AM   #6
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:47 AM   #7
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Old 12-07-2017, 02:01 AM   #8
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:40 AM   #9
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The blond wig?
I bin robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to small for 11 pots of poi

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atari 2600 with night driver, river raid, dig dug,ET(new in box),and star raider


1 12 pack trojan condoms,,expiration date 05/04/98....condition same as ET cartridge
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:50 AM   #10
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:59 AM   #11
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An argyle sock that appears to be starched.
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:00 AM   #12
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:10 AM   #13
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:15 AM   #14
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Old 12-07-2017, 08:23 AM   #15
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Bet you he tucks his weiner too.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:17 AM   #17
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:33 AM   #18
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:36 AM   #19
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:47 AM   #20
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Usually when I get asked that I find out its this.

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Old 12-07-2017, 10:51 AM   #21
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Oh my fuck

It does vaguely resemble him with the blond wig on
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Old 12-07-2017, 12:21 PM   #22
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:41 PM   #24
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I guess: NOTHING that will get BCPs' ass locked up. 'Cause dumb to blab about or show such things.

That said, always so disturbing - no, not BCP - but you sick bastards. Look at that list of "possibilities". Wow!
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