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Old 04-21-2017, 02:00 AM   #36
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I nominate DDI
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Old 04-21-2017, 02:57 AM   #37
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Guys...

It's not a nomination thang.

A person needs to be willing to do it. Enforce Jen's Rules (yep, even that Overt Racism one), be able to take the personal attacks with panache and not appear too heavy handed when you have to unsheath the ban hammer.

Jen has made her feeling known on Neo Nazis and the WP movement . We are not stormfront light or AK & WP forums and we are to remove any members that push either of those agendas. You need to be up for that to be a Mod.
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Old 04-21-2017, 03:32 AM   #38
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I'm a shoo-in, but I'm too busy shitposting.

What's it entail? Being responsible for a section? How active do you have to mod? Daily? Whenever you have time?

If I was mod, watching Moonman reacts to buzzfeed vids are a requirement to joining!

Vote for me to be a mod, & I'll let you post Moonman videos again!
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Old 04-21-2017, 04:26 AM   #39
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Orale, I'm in. Trollo for moderacíon 2017.

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Old 04-21-2017, 04:59 AM   #40
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It's the use of the "company mod. car" that draws in most applicants.
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:20 AM   #41
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I nom Beef Supreme, BobbyBuche, theGreek, Charles the Hammer, GuzzieMike, and I guess Aceshigh he comments on every single post on here already anyway
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:32 AM   #42
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Orale, I'm in. Trollo for moderacíon 2017.

We need moar Southwest representation, & moar tendies!
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:59 AM   #43
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New mod should be Jliu123.

I mean, What can you say about?

'Nuff said.
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:05 AM   #44
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Bring back Scott and give him full reign. That'd be epic.
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:45 AM   #45
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Bring back Scott and give him full reign. That'd be epic.
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:49 AM   #46
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No one should be a mod who believes in round ball earth or doesn't wear a foil Stetson. Another requirement must be that you mow your lawn, a man with a scrappy lawn can't take care of a forum.
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:50 AM   #47
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Lets hope the individuals picked are seasoned members who have contributed to the site via knowledge. Not some newbie ass kisser jackoff artists.

Mandy would be a perfect ole timer for the job! Hes contributed heavily to the files for many years!
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:53 AM   #48
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Would I have to wear the ceremonial turquoise/ pink cheetah panties?
No, that was last year. Now you'll have to transport a medicine bottle across the room with your butt cheeks while humming the AK Files Moderator Theme in A Minor.
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:06 AM   #49
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It's the use of the "company mod. car" that draws in most applicants.

If it's like the last mod car I saw, it's a Lada on blocks.
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:22 AM   #50
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Lets hope the individuals picked are seasoned members who have contributed to the site via knowledge. Not some newbie ass kisser jackoff artists.

Mandy would be a perfect ole timer for the job! Hes contributed heavily to the files for many years!
Totally agree. The last thing I want to see is a repeat of EM' 2013 house cleaning. I'm pretty sure Ian and Teaug wouldn't let that happen.
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:43 AM   #51
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New mod should be Jliu123.

I mean, What can you say about?

'Nuff said.
You read that one huh?

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Bring back Scott and give him full reign. That'd be epic.
I think he's back already ^



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Old 04-21-2017, 07:52 AM   #52
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I would like to see mandaree as a mod.

And me too if you have more than one opening...
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:54 AM   #53
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Will take home trucks be made available. Smart phones?
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:59 AM   #54
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No, that was last year. Now you'll have to transport a medicine bottle across the room with your butt cheeks while humming the AK Files Moderator Theme in A Minor.
How do you get your head up A minor to hum the tune?
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:00 AM   #55
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It's the use of the "company mod. car" that draws in most applicants.
It's never quite as good as it seems. The AK Files corporate jet is actually a hot air balloon.
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:13 AM   #56
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It's never quite as good as it seems. The AK Files corporate jet is actually a hot air balloon.
I always heard it was a hang glider.
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:18 AM   #57
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A person needs to be willing to do it. Enforce Jen's Rules (yep, even that Overt Racism one),
Well that certainly makes for fewer applications to consider...LOL
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:27 AM   #58
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Is living in Dad & Mom's basement a resume prerequisite?

Or will any basement suffice?

Finally are there any openings needing filled for Anti-Mod positions?
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Old 04-21-2017, 08:40 AM   #59
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A mod is a thankless job that none of the users appreciate. I used to be a administrator of a fireworks website
I've been a mod before. You have to really love the forum.
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A mod here should be someone that's been here for a long time, is a regular poster, has AK knowledge and posts in the gun forums, and knows how this place rolls....


So, when should I expect my acceptance letter?
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:04 AM   #61
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I'd volunteer for it
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I'd volunteer for it
Your Chinese prejudice is showing!
Oh, fuck; mine is too...
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Mandy and Greek 2017 for Mods!!!!!!
No ban hammer either, barbed wire baseball bat Negan style!
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Mandy and Greek 2017 for Mods!!!!!!
No ban hammer either, barbed wire baseball bat Negan style!
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:05 PM   #66
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Akpete, the greek,Murphy, and the me holding an AK47 guy, and the guy who's username is a pair of tits.

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Old 04-21-2017, 12:09 PM   #67
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A mod here should be someone that's been here for a long time, is a regular poster, has AK knowledge and posts in the gun forums, and knows how this place rolls....
Agreed! Not just AK knowledge, but hands on AK knowledge. Not one of these guys that scrolls the internet all night while on their security guard job, then comes in here and regurgitates it all trying to sound like an expert while also always talking about their imaginary gun collection.
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^^^lmfao^^^

Good choices above for sure.
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:44 PM   #69
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Mandy then he could Ban me!!!!
I'm actually sir Mandy is going to be a mod. Compared with how he used to act he's been very composed and grandfatherly this past year.. You don't start shaping up unless you're looking to sit in an office.

That said he'd likely make a decent mod.
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