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Old 07-17-2015, 06:26 PM   #36
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I just had (fap fap fap fap) to scroll thru these (fap fap fap) one more time before I head (fap fap) home.

The 'ol lady should have cooled out a little (fap fap fap) by now.
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Old 07-17-2015, 07:14 PM   #43
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Old 07-17-2015, 07:14 PM   #44
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That was down right nasty.

Thanks for destroying my dinner. In fact, I just may not eat for a few days.


I needed to lose a few pounds anyway.

Prick.
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I find this very offensive, she should remove that immediately!!!!
Yes I agree the clothing is offensive and should be removed
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The 'ol lady should have cooled out a little (fap fap fap) by now.
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I hope. (fap fap)
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I ddnt see you beat me to it.
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Would smash...oh ,and that is a bad ass el.camino
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Not usually a car guy but was scrollin through el camino pichers qnd thought it was a nice el camino. Notnreally my style but still a nice car



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I dunno about you guys, but I've got an ear to ear smile.
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Just think guys, now when someone posts something that just aint right.

Example, DO NOT CLICK OR YOU WILL NEED THIS THREAD : http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enh...41607215-1.jpg

Then you can come here, bleach your eyes, and all will be well with the world.
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I would knock the bottom outa that and probably rough up the sides in good shape if I has the chance.
I'd give it to her so thoroughly, she would never be right again.
I have been abundantly clear on this issue, over years, and in many threads.
Skanky, old, clapped out, fucked out, beat up, and generally disgusting old bags need love, too.
I would smash that gash hard if I thought it would help.
That ol' clam would be all black & blue.
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She's still out of it.
That gives me time to load the truck & get the fuck outta here.
Quickly.
Should have time to throw one in her before you go.
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What.
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I would knock the bottom outa that and probably rough up the sides in good shape if I has the chance.
I'd give it to her so thoroughly, she would never be right again.
I have been abundantly clear on this issue, over years, and in many threads.
Skanky, old, clapped out, fucked out, beat up, and generally disgusting old bags need love, too.
I would smash that gash hard if I thought it would help.
That ol' clam would be all black & blue.
It might just be enough distraction to prevent catastrophe.
So gimme a break.
No, no call out. I'd be blunt if it was a call out. I actually used that pic some time ago in a DB thread and the reactions were hilarious. But regarding you getting after it, I'd have to buy you a drink dude, you are a trooper.
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That's a '59. That thing is dope as fuck!
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