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View Poll Results: Best band name?
Park and the Recreations 3 5.56%
Sonic Bob (and the Citations) 9 16.67%
Great Value 3 5.56%
Lighten Up Francis 24 44.44%
Nothing Personal 18 33.33%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 54. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 03-19-2018, 08:24 PM   #141
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"Air band"?

Lemme guess. You guys got inflatable groupies.
lol ya easy to pack away for the road trip and dishwasher safe.
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Old 03-19-2018, 09:01 PM   #146
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you should name the band...."bulgarian gypsy bride"
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Old 03-19-2018, 09:48 PM   #147
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Old 03-19-2018, 09:51 PM   #148
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Old 03-19-2018, 10:00 PM   #149
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Old 03-19-2018, 10:28 PM   #152
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Old 03-20-2018, 10:22 AM   #157
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HatefuckHillary
Just The Tip
Grudgefuck
Cut A Rug
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Do White Zombie covers and call it Haunted Roller Disco.
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I like stumpgrinder and grudgefuck.

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Old 03-20-2018, 04:04 PM   #161
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Lighten up Francis has my vote!
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AJ how about the "mild steel core samples".
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"Pale White Sausage?"
"Tojo and the Godzillas?"
"Band Lives Matter?"
"Mild Steel Core Samples?"

LOL! Where do you guys get this stuff? I've come to the realization that I am NOT the creative genius I thought I was. It's you guys!

"Lighten Up Francis" still has the lead on my drum forum. The vote percentages for all choices are almost identical. This other forum is pretty much dominated by Libs. Go figure.
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I like stumpgrinder and grudgefuck.

How bout Ballz deep?
Ballz Deep for the band
Just The Tip for the solo project

Instead of Lighten up Francis, how about Light up Francis?

Or CouchCrusher
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Thanks everyone for your serious recommendations - the hilarious ones, the insulting ones and the politically incorrect ones. They're all good. I'm forwarding the final numbers to the band bozos. Personally, I'm warming up to "Lighten Up Francis".
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Old 03-22-2018, 03:10 PM   #170
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Sorry dude, lighten up Francis kinda sucks.
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