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Old 03-16-2018, 01:49 PM   #1
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Default You deserve a 1 min break in your day.

Older commercial but still made me laugh.

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Old 03-16-2018, 08:50 PM   #2
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FarmersOnly.com just copied that one to some extent.
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:38 PM   #3
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AKfiles is a slightly retarded and magical place. Learn to love it's non-perfect-ness
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:39 PM   #4
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Great Ejection, 10/10 !
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:55 PM   #5
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HAHAHA! I can hear the anti-Man BROADS howling over this one.

But - damn - great CGI - but imagine the neck/spine damage from something like that.

Like in the video game Mortal Kombat: "FATALITY."

Just remembered this trick I saw done on a newbie in the USAF; they were showing us stuff in our first "live" B52 after tech school, and the guy had my buddy sitting in one of the seats. He said "Pull your feet back - I need to see something."

The guy did and some sort of ejection-cycle restraints clamped around his lower legs and the joker yelled something about "It's gonna eject!" and the newbie screamed in terror. Hilarity ensued.
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Old 03-17-2018, 07:20 AM   #6
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