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Old 04-15-2019, 01:01 AM   #1
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Default Sir Mix-a-lot is now selling car insurance

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Old 04-15-2019, 01:03 AM   #2
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Yeah?

Alan Jackson sells Fords

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Old 04-15-2019, 09:26 AM   #3
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Like Chuck Norris being paid to be a Glock representative at 80 years old.

Everyone that's famous is often used for marketing gimmicks when they need $$$$

Obviously Sir Mix Alot's street cred is diminished way below Chucks. I'm sure Chuck got paid a buttload more.
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Old 04-15-2019, 09:35 AM   #4
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Well he used to sell Buttermilk Biscuits.
Never mind, they were free.
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Old 04-15-2019, 09:51 AM   #5
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go back the other way we'll stop and eat at Dicks
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Old 04-15-2019, 09:59 AM   #6
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Well he used to sell Buttermilk Biscuits.
Never mind, they were free.
Lol.
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go back the other way we'll stop and eat at Dicks
If the dang Taco Bell wasn’t closed, would have had some Mexican eatin.
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Even juicy Big Butts need their insurance coverage.

A free bumper sticker comes with this new Sir Mix A Lot campaign.

“Hit N Run protected”

Slap that on your ladies ass & watch it wiggle.

Dudes will be tail gating.

Butt she goes home with you. Lol
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Old 04-15-2019, 10:30 AM   #9
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Does Jane Fonda qualify for auto insurance? I heard she doesn't have a motor in the back of her Honda.
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Old 04-15-2019, 06:17 PM   #10
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He actually gets paid even in 2019 from baby got back.

He owns all the publishing for that particular song.

Everytime a car insurance company, fast food restaurant or a current artist use or samples that record he gets payed a fee and a percentage.

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Yeah baby!
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The chicks love this song... all that matters lol.

They like my anaconda too
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Old 04-15-2019, 07:04 PM   #13
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they would've sold more with jacky chan
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The chicks love this song... all that matters lol.

They like my anaconda too
When training for my pilots license my fi nicknamed me Anaconda. I understand the heavy burden that is up on you.
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Different.
But I actually kinda like it.
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Well, kind of oddly appropriate.

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Old 04-16-2019, 04:17 PM   #17
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_8fZXMBDLA
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Yeah, well Joe DiMaggio sold mediocre coffee makers and Bob Dole sold Viagra, for God's sake!
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I guess he lost all his swass!
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He still does shows in in Western Washington. He was in Bellingham,Wa last fall playing a little dive bar. For like $20 you could get in the door and see him.
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