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Old 09-13-2017, 10:32 AM   #1
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Denny's has revealed its new mascot.

A turd.

Not sure if it's supposed to represent a sausage of some kind, but the entirety of Denny's marketing team has FAILED.


Read more ( might wait until after you eat ): Denny's new turd mascot
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:36 AM   #2
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They ripped off Mr. Hankey! If their mascot has a slow son born with a peanut in his head, we'll know for sure.
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:38 AM   #3
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From what I remember of Denny's food its a Turd
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:42 AM   #4
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slogan on the sign with the Turd : "Snap the Slams"

is that like "Launch the Bowel Movement" ?

LOL
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:48 AM   #5
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It could be just a pic of Denny's food a little further along in the process.
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HI-D-D-Y Ho-o-o

I'm sure Denny's turd mascot will be real hit with the drifters, runaways and hookers getting off their shifts.

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Old 09-13-2017, 11:01 AM   #7
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That Mascot stinks.



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I first thought "Corn Dog" when I saw that. Then, I couldn't recall Denny's serving corn dogs...
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:27 AM   #9
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It's the equivalent of a Denny's meal an hour later anyhow.
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:44 AM   #10
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Well one thing for sure. It's definitely racisss.
Brown, equated with feces, looks like it's looting, wearing air Jordan's, etc.
This has to be worse than the DQ sign.
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Quite fitting if you ask me!
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LMFAO!!!
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That's a good looking turd right there, can't be from eating at Denny's.
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Look, let's face it. The key to a successful meal is efficiently processing it then discharging what's not needed.

Denny's, through this sausage-man campaign, is obviously taking their food service business to it's natural conclusion.
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Old 09-13-2017, 01:09 PM   #15
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I'm sure they'll eventually apologize for offending Muslims and scrap it.
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Southpark should sue.
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Denny's advertising agency is clearly playing for the end game with this sausage-boy campaign.
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Old 09-13-2017, 01:26 PM   #18
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For someone who seems so up tight sometimes, you do have a good sense of humor. Well, occasionally. That is hilarious.
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Southpark should sue.
I would expect an easy win from even a rookie lawyer.. They gonna havta change it shortly I bet
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He looks like he just stepped of this bus>>

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I thought nails was buying a random lunch for a lucky filer....

..of his choosing...

Got'eeem!

I'm a Toyota guy through and through but this reminds me of their "TRD" model of trucks!!!!! LOL!

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! You're killing me!!!!!!
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that's Racciss..
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Bill Cosby should sue for infringement, is mushmouth on the other side
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I don't think there's a Denny's near me and I think I'm glad.
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There's a local septic service truck I sometimes see, and always when I have no camera. On the rear of the tank is painted "Stay Back. Hauling Political Promises".
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The Denny's turd is still a better corporate spokesman than the two hairy, gnarly-toothed, rat-like things that Quiznos had about fifteen years ago. I haven't dined at a Quiznos since.
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Funny shit right there. Literally.
My opinion is it stinks!

I was thinking the new mascot might have been a corn dog without a stick. Due to diversity and affirmative action it could be a corn dog with dark complexion.

Denny's.......................LOL!
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