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Old 08-30-2016, 01:31 AM   #1
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Mine is killing "Hitler's parents."

Something near "The Dirty Dozen."
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:36 AM   #2
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I have a dream where you realize this isn't Twitter.

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Old 08-30-2016, 01:38 AM   #3
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I've never been there.
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:40 AM   #4
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Can you make my dream come true?
I've never been there.
Why should you have been?

You're Twittering the shit outta the AK Files.
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:49 AM   #5
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Why should you have been?

You're Twittering the shit outta the AK Files.
"Not sure you're serious."

Didn't know I needed a "competition clause."

Either way....

I like you the best.

You are the most wittiest....
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Old 08-30-2016, 02:20 AM   #6
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Old 08-30-2016, 09:20 AM   #7
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"Not sure you're serious."

Didn't know I needed a "competition clause."

Either way....

I like you the best.

You are the most wittiest....
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Old 08-30-2016, 09:30 AM   #8
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wheres the beef?
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Old 08-30-2016, 09:41 AM   #9
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I will never understand why barnacles join forums just to rack up posts in the "General Discussion".

A Nuclear diver who moved to a desert, and cant keep a job delivering pizza is laughable, and yet pathetic.

Shouldnt you be looking for work or panning for gold or something lol.

Why exactly did you lose your nuclear quals?

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Old 08-30-2016, 09:52 AM   #10
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Old 08-30-2016, 11:32 AM   #11
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Old 08-30-2016, 11:38 AM   #12
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Follow your dream...
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:07 PM   #13
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Mine is killing "Hitler's parents."

Something near "The Dirty Dozen."
You've obviously never heard of Hitler's Yime Travel Exemption Act?
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Old 08-30-2016, 01:11 PM   #14
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Mine is killing "Hitler's parents."

Something near "The Dirty Dozen."
HA!

In my dream I catch you while time traveling and steer you off course. You end up taking out Lenin's parents instead.

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Old 08-30-2016, 02:14 PM   #16
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Old 08-30-2016, 02:16 PM   #17
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I had a dream once. it seemed to start around the middle of August. It lasted approximately 2 weeks before coming to an abrupt end last evening.
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I had a dream that I ordered a pizza and the 40 something delivery guy actually showed up.

Woke up.. Had a call from pizza Hut that they couldn't make it. Their drivers floor mats were worn out and he needed a week off to replace.
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Old 08-30-2016, 03:22 PM   #19
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Blueberry donuts.


I went to work yesterday.


Digging up my basement.


Lotion.

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Old 08-30-2016, 04:03 PM   #20
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Blueberry donuts.


I went to work yesterday.


Digging up my basement.


Lotion.

Stay safe my friend.

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Old 08-30-2016, 04:07 PM   #21
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BCP, they should show a picture of you and your life whenever they try and scare kids away from doing drugs.

Hah

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someone embed this, might as well put something worthwhile in this pointless thread. kick from a buffalooo
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Was that BCP in his younger years??
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I will never understand why barnacles join forums just to rack up posts in the "General Discussion".

A Nuclear diver who moved to a desert, and cant keep a job delivering pizza is laughable, and yet pathetic.

Shouldnt you be looking for work or panning for gold or something lol.

Why exactly did you lose your nuclear quals?
I've built more AK's than you can imagine... a decade ago. Right up until my most recent a couple months ago. I'm still tooled up for the next too!

I still have my certs.
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I've built more AK's than you can imagine... a decade ago. Right up until my most recent a couple months ago. I'm still tooled up for the next too!

I still have my certs.
You probably would be much better received on Twitter than around here.

hint,hint...
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I still have my certs.
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BCP, he was talking about every word you type.
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Can we get Jen to require that BCP posts all come with a trigger warning?
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Mine is killing "Hitler's parents."

Something near "The Dirty Dozen."
I dreamt that you were a jew in 1940's Germany
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Mine is killing "Hitler's parents."

Something near "The Dirty Dozen."

I don't think the Dirty Dozen delivered poisonous pizzas.
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I had a dream that I ordered a pizza and the 40 something delivery guy actually showed up.

Woke up.. Had a call from pizza Hut that they couldn't make it. Their drivers floor mats were worn out and he needed a week off to replace.
Just so you know my friend, I do worry about that.

My welding boss called me in for eight days and I got offered both pizza slut jobs.

The commie fuckers at pizza slut, said I couldn't work for both.

I chose the "Carefree Highway" location.

Gotta dig out my Gordon Lightfoot 8-tracks now.

Stay safe my friend.
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