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08-30-2016, 01:31 AM
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Banned
AKaholic #: 155881 Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Black Canyon City, Arizona
Posts: 7,454
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Sweet Dreams...
Let's hear yours...
Mine is killing "Hitler's parents." Something near "The Dirty Dozen." |
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08-30-2016, 01:36 AM
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Devil's Advocate & Moderator
AKaholic #: 5678 Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Houston, Texas
Posts: 41,890
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I have a dream where you realize this isn't Twitter.
Can you make my dream come true? |
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08-30-2016, 01:38 AM
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Banned
AKaholic #: 155881 Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Black Canyon City, Arizona
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08-30-2016, 01:40 AM
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Devil's Advocate & Moderator
AKaholic #: 5678 Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Houston, Texas
Posts: 41,890
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You're Twittering the shit outta the AK Files. |
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08-30-2016, 01:49 AM
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Banned
AKaholic #: 155881 Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Black Canyon City, Arizona
Posts: 7,454
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Didn't know I needed a "competition clause." Either way.... I like you the best. You are the most wittiest.... |
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08-30-2016, 02:20 AM
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Banned
AKaholic #: 186646 Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: Dumbfuckistan Desert
Posts: 464
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ololololololololool
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08-30-2016, 09:20 AM
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Most interesting rifle in the world
Bronze Contributor
AKaholic #: 177786 Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Oro Valley, AZ.
Posts: 1,697
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Barry Goldwater "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice!" “We have enough trouble with women without giving them M16 rifles.”
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08-30-2016, 09:30 AM
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Curio & Relic
Silver Contributor
AKaholic #: 8142 Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Northern AZ
Posts: 6,095
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wheres the beef?
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Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose! temp ban award winner: ka64 Posting a .gif of a Male Motor boating a woman's ass/vag from behind. No true nudity due to camera angle, still a sex act in the general forums... |
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08-30-2016, 09:41 AM
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Unholy
AKaholic #: 164856 Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 2,394
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I will never understand why barnacles join forums just to rack up posts in the "General Discussion".
A Nuclear diver who moved to a desert, and cant keep a job delivering pizza is laughable, and yet pathetic. Shouldnt you be looking for work or panning for gold or something lol. Why exactly did you lose your nuclear quals? Last edited by 401AK; 08-30-2016 at 05:03 PM. |
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08-30-2016, 09:52 AM
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Senior Member
AKaholic #: 184005 Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Posts: 834
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I love lamp
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"About as long as it took me to throw a pint of throat yogurt at your mothers face I suspect" - rudyod 90 day ban survivor |
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08-30-2016, 11:32 AM
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Curio & Relic
AKaholic #: 180809 Join Date: May 2015
Location: Near "Chiraq"
Posts: 11,658
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08-30-2016, 11:38 AM
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server is busy-try again later
AKaholic #: 7569 Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: 100 yards to your right...If you can read this..You're in Range...
Posts: 5,905
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08-30-2016, 01:07 PM
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Have Hammer, Will Smite
Bronze Contributor
AKaholic #: 62 Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: N. Texas
Posts: 7,521
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"Sounded as tho' there was a bit of a squabble." Blind Pew "Squabble? They're all dead!" Mister Moon "All? Must 'ave been more of a tiff, then." Blind Pew URCX: Your Best Friend on the Internet! Neither Bee, nor Borg. |
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08-30-2016, 01:11 PM
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Banned
AKaholic #: 181728 Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Cornfield
Posts: 3,819
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In my dream I catch you while time traveling and steer you off course. You end up taking out Lenin's parents instead. Roger |
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08-30-2016, 01:21 PM
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Kalashnikov Fan
AKaholic #: 170325 Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Remember the Tomahawk 5!
Posts: 3,940
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Where's that hammer when ya need it.
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"MYSTICAL CENTURY HATING AK PURIST / ELITIST WASR OWNER
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08-30-2016, 02:14 PM
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Curio & Relic
Contributor
AKaholic #: 6259 Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: DFW
Posts: 5,814
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For me the choice is obvious. Some people would do ANYTHING to breathe the air for 1 more minute. I would not. |
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08-30-2016, 02:16 PM
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Curio & Relic
AKaholic #: 168256 Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: USA
Posts: 2,256
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I had a dream once. it seemed to start around the middle of August. It lasted approximately 2 weeks before coming to an abrupt end last evening.
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08-30-2016, 02:58 PM
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Has a six demon bag.
Silver Contributor
AKaholic #: 165174 Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: NC
Posts: 9,625
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I had a dream that I ordered a pizza and the 40 something delivery guy actually showed up.
Woke up.. Had a call from pizza Hut that they couldn't make it. Their drivers floor mats were worn out and he needed a week off to replace. |
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08-30-2016, 03:22 PM
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Curio & Relic
AKaholic #: 155395 Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 5,478
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Blueberry donuts.
I went to work yesterday. Digging up my basement. Lotion. 
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Застава - АУТОМАТСКА ПУШКА 7,62 mm М70AB1 / АУТОМАТ 7,62 mm М92 "There are no women on the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the girls are federal agents." - Anonymous root:# modprobe commonsense FATAL: Module commonsense not found. root:# |
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08-30-2016, 04:03 PM
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Has a six demon bag.
Silver Contributor
AKaholic #: 165174 Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: NC
Posts: 9,625
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08-30-2016, 04:07 PM
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Turd Burglar
AKaholic #: 173466 Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Snohomish, WA
Posts: 443
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I can't bear to be without my frosty fluffs!
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If you read my signature, it won't tell you anything. |
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08-30-2016, 04:47 PM
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Senior Member
AKaholic #: 169684 Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: US
Posts: 768
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BCP, they should show a picture of you and your life whenever they try and scare kids away from doing drugs.
Hah Regards Panzer Lotion People trapped in a hole. Buffalo bill.
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It's not hard to reach back to her smile When she'd receive a letter And the letters they sounded generally the same Said "if they couldn't be home At least they were together On a mighty fighting battleship Somewhere in the South Pacific" The letters never got much more specific |
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08-30-2016, 06:18 PM
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Veteran Member
Bronze Contributor
AKaholic #: 166849 Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Washington State
Posts: 1,044
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someone embed this, might as well put something worthwhile in this pointless thread. kick from a buffalooo
http://youtu.be/v5Lmkm5EF5E |
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08-30-2016, 06:25 PM
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Raving Mad
AKaholic #: 7248 Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Indiana
Posts: 7,395
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Am I a Krispy Kreme dreaming that I'm in the mouth of Mila Kunas
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"It is the Thunderbolt that steers the Universe" -Heraclitus 500 BC |
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08-30-2016, 06:32 PM
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Patriot
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AKaholic #: 168398 Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: 48152
Posts: 5,001
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Uh, you're welcome.
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μολών λαβέ "It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government." -Thomas Paine- Quote:
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08-30-2016, 09:15 PM
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AKaholic #: 186177 Join Date: May 2016
Location: Somerville Tennessee
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08-30-2016, 09:25 PM
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Banned
AKaholic #: 155881 Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Black Canyon City, Arizona
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I still have my certs. |
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08-30-2016, 09:31 PM
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Has a six demon bag.
Silver Contributor
AKaholic #: 165174 Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: NC
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08-30-2016, 09:31 PM
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Taxed to death
AKaholic #: 158477 Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: The Alamo
Posts: 5,203
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hint,hint...
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"It is not hard to see it isn't long before there will be nothing left of liberty except butchery of children, taking it up the ass and the right to the hard earned work of others." -DrJarhead " During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell |
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08-30-2016, 09:43 PM
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Have Hammer, Will Smite
Bronze Contributor
AKaholic #: 62 Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: N. Texas
Posts: 7,521
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"That word; you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means." BCP, he was talking about every word you type. 
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"Sounded as tho' there was a bit of a squabble." Blind Pew "Squabble? They're all dead!" Mister Moon "All? Must 'ave been more of a tiff, then." Blind Pew URCX: Your Best Friend on the Internet! Neither Bee, nor Borg. |
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08-30-2016, 09:45 PM
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Curio & Relic
AKaholic #: 155395 Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 5,478
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Can we get Jen to require that BCP posts all come with a trigger warning?
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Застава - АУТОМАТСКА ПУШКА 7,62 mm М70AB1 / АУТОМАТ 7,62 mm М92 "There are no women on the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the girls are federal agents." - Anonymous root:# modprobe commonsense FATAL: Module commonsense not found. root:# |
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08-30-2016, 09:52 PM
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Fucking Member
AKaholic #: 176641 Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: VA,gina
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08-30-2016, 09:54 PM
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Constitution supporter
AKaholic #: 172125 Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 1,459
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Yep. Good ole AK Files never changed
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08-30-2016, 10:05 PM
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Curio & Relic
AKaholic #: 16269 Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Wash. state
Posts: 4,983
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I don't think the Dirty Dozen delivered poisonous pizzas.
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“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it come to dominate our lives and interests” - Patrick Henry WTB-`82 Delorean & Flux Capacitor. It's MY Island! Mine! |
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08-30-2016, 10:12 PM
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Banned
AKaholic #: 155881 Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Black Canyon City, Arizona
Posts: 7,454
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My welding boss called me in for eight days and I got offered both pizza slut jobs. The commie fuckers at pizza slut, said I couldn't work for both. I chose the "Carefree Highway" location. Gotta dig out my Gordon Lightfoot 8-tracks now. Stay safe my friend. |
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