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lost
12-07-2003, 01:51 PM
Call it what you want,Tell me its reliable,tell me you love yours, I dont care.
I have a couple and a couple more coming.I still think they are stinkin UGLY
I look at the lines on My Cetme,My G-1,My Imbel/Isy wantabe, even my Indian A-1,then at my AK's.
( all rifles with wood.) And My AK's arent as pretty.It just doesnt seem proper to put the ugly things in the same safe as the other rifles.
DAMN,Now this site comes on line, I guess I need to buy another safe.
Is it just me? LOST

Antares
12-07-2003, 02:41 PM
The AKs ugliness is its beauty ;)

coltshorty14
12-07-2003, 05:20 PM
Bit your tounge....The ak is the sexiest gun going....What is better???? huh a FAL...I don't think so...

AK is like a sexy russian chick!!!!

Gary_P
12-07-2003, 06:14 PM
Colt, you have used two imaginary words in your reply

1.sexiest gun alive

I like the ak's I have but they are not as glamourous as my mauser bolt actions:)

2.sexy russian women

needs no explanation;)

I'm just kidding with ya man. I like the way the AK looks. I just felt like wasting my bandwidth

Gary

KalashniKollectr
12-07-2003, 10:02 PM
ak's are very pretty, some more so than others. yugo m70b1, hungarian sa-85m, if the import ban wasnt put in place we would see many pretty aks and none of this sar 1 crap

Carp Killer
12-08-2003, 09:05 AM
AK is like a sexy russian chick!!!![QUOTE]


All the russian chicks I have seen have hairy armpits and could pull plows. :evil: It must be the potatoes!

How can you say a pre-ban Poly Tech Legend is ugly. :wink_smal

justashooter
12-08-2003, 11:50 AM
AK is like a sexy russian chick!!!![QUOTE]


All the russian chicks I have seen have hairy armpits and could pull plows. :evil: It must be the potatoes!

:wink_smal


you've seen the wrong russian chicks. i had a hot one hitting on me yesterday that i almost let land a blow.

Packrat
12-08-2003, 09:24 PM
Lost has chosen his name well; he thinks he's on a board where his statements have some meaning. He apparently doesn't know that H&K is German (and CETME is spanish) for AK, and the whole FAL series is what happens when people who don't understand a concept (the assault rifle) try to "improve" it. MTK took the idea embodied in the StG-44 and redesigned it for Russian manufacturing and Russian conscripts.

For the people who think all Russian women have hairy arm-pits, it's obvious that you need to leave the 1950's behind--the Cold War is over, we won, and we don't have to repeat the anti-Communist propaganda.

That being said, just call the AK the biker-chick of firearms. She may not be the prettiest on the bench, but she's great in the mud.

CAMPYBOB
12-09-2003, 05:56 PM
this...is 'ugly'???

http://www.world.guns.ru/assault/sig550.jpg

that's a suisse sig 550, in case you didn't know. recognize that rear sight? looks like it came right off one of your vaunted heckler & jecklers, doesn't it? oops! that's because it does!

and it's found on a kalashnikov?!?! go freakin' figure.

how's about an eye full of this...

http://www.world.guns.ru/assault/galil-arm-r.jpg

just hideous...isn't it? guess that buttstock reminds you another 'ugly' rifle...now..what was its' name...???

or this...

http://www.world.guns.ru/assault/valmet_95_762.jpg

or this...

http://www.world.guns.ru/assault/ak-107.jpg

yes...ugliness with a balanced mechanism built into it with an automatic dual fire rate.

beauty, my friend, is in the hands of of the man that weilds a kalashnikov.

name me one other rifle that is so popular, so beautiful, so universal that it has made it onto the national flag of a country.

http://flagspot.net/images/m/mz.gif

TexasAKM
12-09-2003, 10:21 PM
:icon05: My God, that is one sexy Sig 550 :icon05: :icon05:

MiniZ
12-09-2003, 10:42 PM
Hey, you are entitled to your opinion....But if you haven't noticed, this is an AK discussion board...

ppro
12-10-2003, 12:59 AM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....and in this case it's a matter of form following function.
Good engineering is simple engineering..... and if you really appreciate good engineering..... and can understand how very hard that it is to do, then you would not but call the AK beautiful.

Paul

19kilo
12-10-2003, 02:10 PM
Yes, in some aspects they might be "ugly". I for one do not think that the folding stock versions..especially the single wire type side folders, are "good" looking compared to a true real wood Ak-47 or even a beautiful full stocked Arsenal AK classic. The rifle just flows. If you take off the wood/plastic full stock it becomes visually unbalanced and does not work as well for me. That is not saying WHEN the AWB goes away that I won't have a couple with folding stocks!
//Austin Powers mode: Yeah, baby; SEXY//Austin off.

Caanis Lupus
12-12-2003, 06:20 PM
AKs are ugly?

http://www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/16182wasr10alone.jpg

lost
12-21-2003, 04:15 PM
Campybob ,
You win. I must admit to liking a couple of the pic's you posted. How bout you trading me a couple of my AK's for one of yours!
I guess I must retract my statement that they are (all)ugly.You can make them
pretty with enough money. LOL
Really I admit I like the looks of the Krinks too. I just dnt care for the looks of the "Standard" A.K. rifle.
I think its a learned liking. I didnt care for the looks of the wood L1A1's
when I saw the first ones at a gunshow.

LOST

georgestrings
12-22-2003, 05:45 PM
"AK's are just UGLY!"

Yeah, kinda like a bulldog that's chewing the ass off a burglar in your place at night!!! I'll take that kind of "uglyness", thank you..


- georgestrings

jAK-47
12-27-2003, 02:41 PM
I think Julia Roberts is homely. My 103K and SAR-1 are BEE U TEE FUL~!

http://www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/15916Krebs_103K.jpg

http://www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/15916Mvc-011f-med.jpg

jAK-47

synchronicity
12-29-2003, 10:34 PM
AK's Ugly?
Perhaps then you as as an owner should start out giving them a full makeover?
Or embrace the statement-
"Beauty is skin deep, Ugly is to the Bone"

Herr Doktor
01-03-2004, 08:25 AM
What's your point?

....Hello?

.....Now GO AWAY!!!!

TheBigCA
01-04-2004, 09:39 AM
Yup, I second the motion that the user name says it all.

lost
01-04-2004, 09:58 AM
Wow, I cant believe there are that many people that were insulted by this
post.I guess its an aquired thing.I must admit,with 3 more in the works. They
are looking better to me. :small_gri

Infantry Marine
01-04-2004, 09:12 PM
The beauty of the AK is that you can arm non-professional and slovenly conscripts with it and they can be somewhat effective.

Ivan8883
01-04-2004, 09:36 PM
Far from ugly in my opinion. My favorite rifle bar none. And neat looking in my opinion.

321poof
01-04-2004, 10:44 PM
One end can be a bit more ugly :wink_smal than the other.
J.P.

bpittman
01-11-2004, 12:38 AM
he might be referring to the bastard child AMD versions.... :small_gri

Public
01-11-2004, 09:48 AM
Hello, first post, so I'd thought I'd jump right in here.

Ak's may be ugly, but what is uglier, especially if you have to use it, is that
"forward assist" do hickey on that "other rifle". ;)

Mephis
01-12-2004, 11:47 PM
http://www.mm2x.com/public/jp/MySaiga-12-234.jpgMy Saiga-12 Is a truely beautiful gun.
the Mechanics are also perfect, it dont jam, and its got lots of knock down power, what more do ya want, pearl grips, Pffff

Opie
01-16-2004, 01:00 AM
An AK is made to shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and get dragged thru the mud, blood, beer and guts, and more mud, and shoot some more. IMHO, the AK will work long after any other rifle jams up and quits. I'm not sure if they can produce quite the accuracy of some of the other rifles in the world today, but I don't think that any can match it's reliability.

Warthog
01-29-2004, 10:20 PM
I even think the AMD's are nice. They have a businesslike look. When you see an AK, you know the owner means business. I can't stomach many of the "Sapce Guns" like an AR or SL8. If it looks like a phaser, it better damn well shoot death rays. hehe

Dunsel
01-30-2004, 03:57 PM
Yeah the AK is ugly, but so is the Hulk, and you don't see anyone F****** with him either.

Okie
02-10-2004, 04:37 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid103/pb43dc5c5005af46c8d8ac85b5bc0090e/f9a7e45f.jpg

I think that is a purty one /\