View Thread: Announced TODAY a new 500-man (USRSF)elite fighting unit


Mackaroo
Announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/bucketpixx/6bdf6110.jpg


These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday .

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter

Shamus62
I'm gonna guess that's not Ruger's newest 10/22???

L Haney
20 MM anti-tank rifle. Classed as a "destructive device", guess the feds gotta' be right sometime. They were with this.

Lowell

Shamus62
Is it one of these?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahti_L-39

milkorderAK
20 MM anti-tank rifle. Classed as a "destructive device", guess the feds gotta' be right sometime. They were with this.

Lowell


I call BS

L Haney
I call BSOn what? That AT rifle he's holding? Guess again, I do believe that is a Lahti 20 mm. I know for a fact there are a few of 'em around. Some have been converted to .50 BMG ammo, but not all of them.

Lowell

milkorderAK
"guess the feds gotta' be right sometime"

Sorry, L Haney. That should clarify.

Pvt.Joker
You can tell he's never shot the thing... His right arm is still able to pick it up and hold it! :D

L Haney
"guess the feds gotta' be right sometime"

Sorry, L Haney. That should clarify.My bad! Just trying to apply the law of averages.

Lowelll

Geist762
It's one of Anzio's conversions, I think....

http://www.anzioironworks.com/

I want this one.

http://www.anzioironworks.com/images/20mm022standingatangle-FP.jpg

TACTIUS
Announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o264/bucketpixx/6bdf6110.jpg


These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday .

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter

goooooood stuff

partymember
LMFAO