want to end aging, SERIOUSLY!?!?!?

[Husker_aaron]

I was up late the other night watchin this show called Unscrewed on techtv he was interviewing this guy on there named Alex Chiu he invented these things that are supposed to make people live forever. i thought yeah right till i read some of the testimonials some amazing stuff heres the link http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=ECbuff


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<img src="http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates.gif" alt="Immortality" border="0"></a>

[prophet]

yeah,just think,if we all got us one of them and quit dyin'and kept breedin'we could form a huge human pyramid by standin'on each others shoulders.then we could pile up until we reached the moon and harvest all that green cheese!anybody ever tried green cheese? is it good? DUDE!!!! tell me you're just jokin'.....please????..... p.s. if you rode the little short bus to school,disregard this post and I apologize...prophet

[Etek]

If y'all believe that try http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html#1
and get your tinfoil hats on!

[Husker_aaron]

i think the livin forever part's a loada b.s. but it sounds like these things have helped a lot of people

[prophet]

aaron. look at it!it's a piece of metal for christ sakes!those people are shills,much like the crippled up indian that would jump up and do a war dance after taking a drink of col. beaugard's mystery elixir in one of those old west medicine shows! by the way,I happen to own 25 miles of interstate 75 in florida. think of it...you could put up a toll booth both directions and make a fortune. I'm way to busy to do it myself but I'd be willing to make you a hell of a deal on it.....

[Last_Mile2002]

This was funny. I don't believe he got a patent(5,989,178).
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r=5&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=5,989,178&OS=5,989,178&RS=5,989,178

The patent makes interesting fiction reading.

OK, now onto the deep thoughts....
If you could live forever, would you be as productive and have the same quality of life? If everybody lived for ever, how would the world be different? Would there be the drive to create, implement and improve? I don't think so. Why do today what you can do tommorrow or next year? When the finality of life is take away, the drive for life is gone.

[prophet]

lastmile;dude,that's some heavy s..t!don't mess with my head like that,I'm still tryin' to figure out how to bolt an amd65 together and make it go bang! as far as that patent goes,if you read that whole thing you're one sick puppy with way to much time on your hands.