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the eXiLe
07-16-2007, 07:30 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44001000/jpg/_44001935_homergiant203pa.jpg

Pagans have pledged to perform "rain magic" to wash away a cartoon character painted next to their famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant.



A doughnut-brandishing Homer Simpson now adorns the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, next to the giant.

The ancient chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality.

Many couples also believe the 180ft carving aids fertility.

The Simpsons character was painted next to the figure on Monday in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons movie released later this month.

It has been painted with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains.

Ann Bryn-Evans, joint Wessex district manager for The Pagan Federation, said: "We were hoping for some dry weather but I think I have changed my mind.

"We'll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away."

She added: "I'm amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous. It's an area of scientific interest."

'Different and unusual'

It is not the first time the giant has been used to advertise products. He has been used to promote items as diverse as condoms, jeans and bicycles.

Mike Webb, landlord of the New Inn in Cerne Abbas, said his staff were amused by the temporary addition to the village.

"I think it is different and unusual," he said. "We've not heard any complaints here so far, but I'm not sure many of the local people will know who Homer Simpson is."

During World War II, the Cerne giant was disguised to prevent the Germans from using him as an aerial landmark.
Since then he has always been visible, receiving regular grass trimming and a full re-chalking every 25 years.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/dorset/6901543.stm

44rdv4rk
07-16-2007, 07:32 PM
rofl.... i love it!

edit:

"She added: "I'm amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous. It's an area of scientific interest."
looks to me like it's on a clearly seperate field.

partymember
07-16-2007, 10:02 PM
wierd.

wonder how old that giant is.

knall
07-17-2007, 12:08 AM
anybody else notice it looks like Homer is PEEING on the guy?

the eXiLe
07-17-2007, 01:55 AM
No, but now you mention it ......... it does look just that way!

the eXiLe
07-17-2007, 02:52 AM
wierd.

wonder how old that giant is.

They reckon only about 400 years old.

6526
07-17-2007, 12:39 PM
They reckon only about 400 years old.

I would have guessed about 40 years, and the original was done with bong ashes :small_gri I would think Homer offering him a do-nut would be a fitting addition!

partymember
07-17-2007, 12:47 PM
hard to imagine Renaissance-era Britons drawing a huge dick on a hillside. Seems like it should be older.

the eXiLe
07-17-2007, 12:50 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Rude3.jpg/180px-Rude3.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rude3.jpg)


Might make a pretty sporty avatar!

tdbrown1969
07-17-2007, 01:19 PM
I would have guessed about 40 years, and the original was done with bong ashes :small_gri I would think Homer offering him a do-nut would be a fitting addition!
i thought since it was a fertility giant that homer had a condom or diaphram in his hand to offer the giant,tdbrown

the eXiLe
07-17-2007, 01:28 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Cerne_Abbas_Giant%27s_phallus.jpg/150px-Cerne_Abbas_Giant%27s_phallus.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cerne_Abbas_Giant%27s_phallus.jpg)

the eXiLe
07-17-2007, 01:32 PM
"Academic study aside, popular belief has long had it that the Cerne Abbas Giant is an aid to fertility, and that lovemaking within the figure's prominent male organ assists in conception. In addition, young women used to sleep on the Giant, preferrably within the phallus, to ensure a future marriage. For hundreds of years, it was local custom to erect a maypole within the nearby earthwork known as the Trendle (see below), where childless couples would dance to promote fertility."


http://www.sacred-destinations.com/england/cerne-abbas-giant.htm

akjim
07-17-2007, 02:40 PM
His face looks like OHHHHH NOOO MR. BILL,,,,,I wonder if that's were SNL got their idea?

tdbrown1969
07-17-2007, 05:24 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Rude3.jpg/180px-Rude3.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rude3.jpg)


Might make a pretty sporty avatar!
looks like a cave man out to whack a woman over the head and drag her
back to the cave by the hair of her head

the eXiLe
07-18-2007, 02:21 AM
http://www.mediaplayer.telegraph.co.uk/?item=AB36F2CD-7471-4C9D-9B7C-B924C0206214

motorhead
07-18-2007, 10:36 AM
should have given homer a woodie too. he could be a symbol of both fertility and donuts.

mike minihan
07-18-2007, 01:57 PM
Said to be 4000 years old.
http://www.bugbog.com/gallery/england_pictures/cerne_giant_pictures_1.html
best regards,

Mike Minihan